Big East calls for NCAA to spread the wealth (ahem, cream cheese)


Yahoo - Hoping to correct one of the NCAA rulebook’s great injustices, the Big East has proposed a rule change that could go into effect as soon as next August.

No, the conference isn’t pushing for more consistent penalties for programs guilty of major violations or a later early entry decision date for potential NBA draft prospects. The Big East simply wants to ensure its student-athletes no longer have to endure post-workout dry mouth as a result of eating complimentary bagels with no spread. Proposal No. 2011-78 would permit institutions to offer spreads such as “butter, peanut butter, jelly and cream cheese” with bagels they already may provide to student-athletes at any time. Believe it or not, current NCAA legislation enacted in 2009 only allows schools to provide bagels, fruits and nuts to student-athletes, which means that a complimentary butter or jam packet would be a minor violation.


That it would take a BCS powerhouse to submit a formal proposal allowing kids to put cream cheese on their bagels speaks volumes about the state of the NCAA today. As if the University of Miami scandal wasn’t enough of a black eye.  What’s next, a hearing by the infractions subcommittee to prohibit the bagel from being toasted?


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